Howdie, Toast Monster--I mean, Nyssa The Angelic One, here. Welcome to page 3, Ya'll just look at the pics while I scarf down some of my favorite grub, here...OH, WAITRESS! ANOTHER ROUND, PLEASE!! pant-pant
I heard allll about this picture! Daddy & Mommy went to one of those drive-thru safari ranches in Texas a few years ago. See
that cup in Daddy's hand? It had been parked between his legs while he was driving, he turned to talk to mommy and all of a sudden this big ol' bird beak started diving for the little bucket of food
and Mommy said she's never seen daddy move so fast in all her life!! I wish I coulda seen this, because it sounds really funny and you know how men are about protecting the family jewels and all.
They have lions and tigers and bears at this safari, but they sell t-shirts that say, "I survived the Ostriches at Safari-Drive Thru" because they are so mean and forceful birds.
This is another picture Mommy laughs about, because she was getting ready with the camera and watched as this huge buffalo
walked quietly up to Daddy's window when he was looking at mommy, then he saw her grin and turned to look right into the face
of this HUGE BUFFALO!! Daddy was quite suprised and suddenly needed to go potty.
Zebra-Human Arm Wrestling
Another favorite story of Mommy's is this one: Daddy says he paid wayyy to much for these tiny little buckets of food, and so many animals wanted food that he wanted it to last.
They watched as the man in the car ahead of them fought to keep his bucket, but the zebra won and walked off with it, downing it's contents like a bottle of Coca Cola, then walked up to Daddy's car window.
Daddy said there was NO WAY this zebra was gonna get his food, so notice how tight he is holding on to that little bucket? But of course the big ol' zebra won and walked off with Daddy's bucket, and Daddy called him some kind of donkey name
while Mommy laughed & laughed!
I just had to show off my boyfriend Cal again :)